My Son's College Money

I always told my son as he was growing up that his mother and I had been saving for his college fees. Well, his 18th birthday is coming up, and he asked us for his college savings now because he decided to join the Church of Scientology.

The problem is, he doesn't really have any savings at all. I'm the only one who know this because years ago, on the way to the bank to start up his fund, I spent the money I did have to deposit on a prostitute. I mean, it was like 1991. Who can blame me?

But anyway, that's where every bit of the money has gone since that day. Once the truth comes out, this will ruin what passes for my marriage. I think there's a Bible story about a son who asks for money from his dad, then spends it all and becomes poor and has to come back to his father for mercy. I need to buy a Bible so I can use that story on my son to make him change his mind about his fund for a while.