I'm home from the hospital after my recent bathroom trouble and the doctor says I should be just fine in a few days. The only thing is, now one of my balls is bigger than the other, and the other is even bigger than that one. My son says that's temporary.
Speaking of my son, it looks like I've got a whole new set of problems now and we're looking for a legal loophole. According to my son -- not the one in the wheelchair -- during their vacation this past weekend he met a girl and technically DID force the beginings of sex on her. But he swears that by the end she started enjoying it. He said she even orgasmed before he did!
My son may be a rapist, but he is not a liar. We plan to sue her if it comes to that.
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