I have a terrible suspicion that my son might be gay

Here's my story...

This weekend I was invited to join in on an orgy at this exclusive club. There are only 12 members at Eyes Wide Butt, but they agreed that since my son's 17th birthday was coming up, he should be allowed in. Well, I told him that we were going to see "The Coldplays" but I wanted to pop in at the old club for a minute to get a taste of my "juice" before the show. Well, when we got in there, he saw at once what was going on and the other guys all grabbed him up and pants'ed him before he could even blink. Right after that, I started downing Red Bulls and Adderall so the series of events that followed as the night progressed are a bit hard to remember, but I have a terrible suspicion that my son might be gay.

The next morning my son was going on and on about how awesome it was. I asked him what his favorite part was and he just said, "I think you know what my favorite part is..." and peeked over his sunglasses at me. I told him that I couldn't really remember anything from that party, and he said, "Oh, um, well, you know, when we were doing it at the same time." I pretended that he had jogged my memory, and said, "Yeah, that was pretty tight, son." The problem is that there was only one girl at the party, so for us to be having sex at the same time, he would have to be getting it on with some other dude. I remember that girl very well, because she had a Coldplays shirt just like the one I gave my son that night as part of the concert ruse.

For now I'm gonna just forget about it and see what happens next year.