Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Check out what the cat dragged in


Yesterday I was snooping around my son's room yesterday and I found a box that contained a video tape, my step-wife's old fur coat, and a bottle of hand lotion. Well, I was a young man not that long ago, so I kind of figured what was on the video tape but I watched a bit of it just to see what kind of thing he was into. The video turned out to be 4 hours of different cats having sex! This is really disturbing to me and I don't have any idea how to confront him about this. To make it all worse, he is going to be mad at me again for going through his private things. I can't remember what scene the tape was on when I started it, or how much lotion was in the bottle, so he's going to know I've been in there within a few days for sure. I have to make my move now, before he does.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

if you need a really good dry cleaner for that fur coat i know a guy who can help. he's good and he's discrete... he even managed to get a stain out of my wife's white scarf - and i hear nose blood is the worst!

Anonymous said...

lol, wth is a "step-wife"? This is Aimee btw.