Pumpkin Patch

So, I've been having some trouble lately with the neighbor kids. As if I didn't have enough to deal with with my own family, now I have to fix THIS before I lose my good standing with the neighborhood.

So, I have a pumpkin patch behind my house and the other day I suddenly decided I needed a pumpkin for personal reasons and I didn't have time to put my clothes back on so I ran out real fast to get it and those rascals down the street took a picture of me with their cell phones. I've got the get those pictures before their parents find out I've been stealing pumpkins from their patch.